Setting the record straight

OK, there needs to be a little reckoning here. All of you in web-land have been receiving some very one sided information. I was ousted from Blogger-ville a while ago and not able to refute the charges against me. But now I’ve hacked my way back in and before the landlady get’s wind of this I’m going to give you my story.

First: The Guestbook – July 21st Blog

There was some extreme exageration about the guestbook setup. Now I did spend 3 days working on a guestbook form and starting in on the CGI script, but this delay was too intolerable for some ‘antsy-pants’. Much to this person’s credit she did find that our ISP already had guestbook fiees ready to use and downloaded them. But I *actually* set up (except for the lavendar background color) our current page and got everything working. I don’t know where this 90% C, 10% K thing came from. Right about that time my Blog priveledges were revoked, now I’m starting to see a pattern of behavior.

Second: The Laundry – July 24th Blog

Now let’s get one thing straight. I am a laundry machine. I can pump out a load of fully seperated, washed, and dried clothes in less than 1.5 hrs. I can wash a load of laundry as well as George W. Bush can give a tax break to big oil. When do you do laundry? Do you come home from a long day at work, walk your dog, do the dishes, then start a load of laundry at 9pm at night – which will take 1.5 hrs to finish? No, you do your laundry Sat. or Sun. morning when there’s plenty of time to go around the house and find all of someone’s ‘little dainties’ which are strewn around everywhere. Now, when someone – we’ll call her ‘person B’ – wakes up does she want to do laundry right away when it’s hot? No! She want’s her coffee and her breakfast, and that IS all. There will be no talk of anything else until the grumpmiester, er, person B has had her morning coffee. The fact that she normally walks by the laundry room – with all it’s baskets of washed, but *cold*, laundry – in the morning means nothing. Now, you may be asking yourself, if person B needs clean clothes and person A does the laundry on the weekend why can’t person B just ask for the clothes to be warmed up when she’s ready to fold them? Why does person A have to figure out when person B will be ready fold laundry 1.5 hrs before hand – so that the laundry will be at optimum folding temperature? Surely the stress of this guessing game would cause any young, good-looking, innocent laundery-dude to crack and accuse person B of being a “laundry-nazi.” Why can’t we all just work together to live in laundry-peace?

Thank you for listening to the truth 🙂