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Size Matters Not…

It was a dark day for the Republic when Darth Daddy happened upon two of the Jedi’s newest members :

Prepare for Battle Daddy!

Prepare for Battle Daddy!

Whos your Daddy, Jedi?

Who's your Daddy, Jedi?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Not too worry though, Jedi Master Leina-Wan Kenobi and her young Padawan: Baby Skywalker new how to handle a Sith Lord – turn out the lights!

      

 

 

 

Take that Darth Daddy!

Hey? Who turned out the lights?

      

 

 

 

And that!

Take that Darth Daddy!

          

 

 

 

and this - just for good measure!

Fear the lightsaber of Baby Skywalker!

 

The day was won for the Jedi but Darth Daddy will return to tickle those young Jedi another day!

On the road

Well, I’ve arrived in Japan.  Traveling for work is always fun.  I showed up at the airport and while waiting to get on the plane 3 others coworkers showed up as well.  One of them a good friend, and expierenced traveller, so once again going to a foriegn country was really easy.

 The plane ride was the usual 11 hours in a confined space.  The food didn’t suck so much though, which was nice.  But the real pleasure of international travel is the movies.  No longer are you required to crane your head to see the screen at the front of your section. Now, you get a nice in-seat personal video system and and can choose which movies you want to watch.  United’s system is kind of basic but it’s still nice to have 6 movies and a few TV shows to choose from.  Since my laptop battery only lasts 2 hours and it was just recalled on Tuesday,  I opted not work on the plane.  It was a tough decision but I don’t shy away from those big calls – I’m a “Decider” (when my wife lets me) ;).  So, since I usually get to see 5-6 movies a year, having to sit and watch 4 shows in a row was kind of a nice torture.  Here’s the breakdown:

1) The Great Debaters (Denzel Washington).  – This was a great movie.  I was expecting the typical feel good underdog kind of thing that’s just right when you’ve been up since 5am but it was actually a really good movie.  Not only a great story and acting but the characters were all really well developed and had a lot of depth.  My only regret was that it wasn’t longer.  There was so much more to the life of the characters in this small Texas town that I really wanted to see more of each one.  It did the movie good though to keep that on the periphery and focus on the story.  But still I wish this movie had been 4 hours instead of 2 – that also would have made the flight go faster!

 2. National Treasure 2: Book of Something or Other.   Why didn’t Nicholas Cage get cast as the new James Bond instead of Daniel Craig?  Just go watch this movie and you’ll know why.  Still, it was an “entertaining romp” to paraphrase Roeper (At The Movies reviewer).  and was a good popcorn flick.  If only I’d remembered to pack my microwave.  Helen Mirren (spl?) was fun though but she needed more screen time.

 3.  Walk Hard – The Dewey Cox Story – This was a Judd Aptow farce making fun of the recent singer-biopics and it was really funny.  Maybe it was the punchiness of sitting in the same seat for the last 7 hours but it was nice to not have to concentrate on a plot.  This movie just lampooned every concievable “classic” scene from a bio-pic and while there were a few misses typical of these movies, in general it worked really well and I chuckled to myself for a good 90 minutes.

 4. Enchanted – If you are a romantic / Disney-Princess loving person you have to see this movie.  If you’re not (and you know who you are Josh) then don’t.  This is the movie where a cartoon “Cinderella” character is brought to real life by the wicked step-mother Queen.  While the movie was simple and formulaic it was still very well done and cute.  I loved the fact that the main character kept breaking into song and all these real rats and pigeons would show up and all the other people in the movie would freak out.  I am actually thinking about letting Leina see it but I worry she’ll try to get chipmunks to help her clean her room.  My only complaint was Patrick Dempsey (spl?).  The man was just blah.  Really nothing there.  I don’t see what everyone likes about him.  He really doesn’t do anything for me?  I was reallly hoping for some McSteamy but I didn’t see it.  Maybe I should start watching Grey’s Anatomy?

 So there’s a breakdown of the movies seen on my flight over.  Thankfully I get to pick 4 different movies on the way back.  It almost makes air travel worth it 😉

It’s as bad as…

After shopping at IKEA this weekend we now have a new definition of bad.

It’s no longer as bad as, a “poopy diaper.” Now it’s as bad as an “IKEA pizza pocket.” They were wickedly bad. And I mean that in a literal sense. The whole grain crust was thick, leathery and yuck. The processed meat thing inside was even worse. Take my advice and stay with the meatballs and cinnamon rolls. Those Swedes can make good, cheap furniture but they can’t make a pizza pocket.

At least we have a new definition of bad in the McLaughlin house now.

Day 2 and beyond…

Day 1: The night went pretty smooth as well. Leina took her scooter on the walk and thus so did Kulia after a moments reflection. Now I wasn’t about to let this turn into a “dad lugs the scooters all the way home trip” but Leina is really good at her scooter now so it wasn’t a problem. Both she and Kulia zipped all the way down our hill with only a few falls and no tears. Unfotunately both of them used my leg as an emergency break several times so I’m still feeling the walk 12 hours later.

FYI – the TV bribe still works like a charm. Must remember to continue paying the elctricity bill…

Day 2: We head to Papa & Manny’s for dinner tonight so I only have to make it to nap on my own. Only ~6 hours to go, no problem. Strange, the laundry still hasn’t taken care of itself? I’ll have to ask Chrissie how it goes from upstairs to down, then back upstairs all neatly folded in my drawers. Maybe I need to change the batteries in the laundry basket?

Day 1

Ok, this day has been cake. I think I could do this full time 😉

7:00am – Leina wakes me from a deep sleep (too much Mythos last night)

7:05am – got both kids, we’re all snuggling in bed watching TV (see the previous post). Well, two of us are watching, one of us is sleeping – you can guess who.

7:30am – more snuggling

8:00am – think about getting up. Decide on more snuggling…

8:30am – ok time to get up.

8:45am – Kids are changed and/or dressed, we’re out the door heading to our favorite breakfast spot: Shari’s – aka Molly’s after our favorite waitress (that’s another story).

8:50am – we arrive at Molly’s and I realize I haven’t actually showered yet. At least I’m not still in my PJs.

The kids were fantastic at breakfast. I had forgotten how slow an eater Leina is though. Kulia and I had finished our breakfast and were busily coloring and Leina was still grazing. She’ll take a bite, look around, talk, ask a question, ponder the universe, then take another bite and do it all again. I swear she’d still be eating breakfast now if I hadn’t prodded her along. I’m in charge of getting her breakfast in the morning but that’s where my responsibilities end. I go clean up while Chrissie takes over and actually makes sure she eats something before school. I’d forgotten what a chore that could be.

Kulia was something else though. She’s been branching out in her food choices more and more lately. It’s not longer just, “nuggets and dip dip (aka Ranch Dressing).” This morning she wanted pancakes – just like Leina (at this rate I hope Leina never decides to jump off a bridge, but I digress). The ‘cakes came with bacon, which she tested but was not too thrilled with – we have bacon at home. I thought she’d go for the sausage links, like last time, but she told me in no uncertain terms those were, “too spicey.” So it was my ham she went for. She devoured it like it was the last pig on earth. I’m always amazed at what she’ll go for somtimes. She polished off my whole slice and asked for more. When I told her we didn’t have anymore she just said, “ok, can I nuggets now?” You can lead a horse to water…

Still the girls were fantastic. Energitic, cheerful and polite. The trifecta of behavior highlights.

Next it was Home Depot and home. They then played quitely by themselves while I cleaned the kitchen (see previous post). I suspect Chrissie’s trained them not to bother her while she’s cleaning, ’cause they kept to themselves almost the whole time. Rarely did they make a fuss or argue – maybe it was the power breakfast? Still, I was in awe of how smooth the morning went.

Then it was lunch – I went for the nuggest and soup, why press my luck? Then bath, since we’ve got another dog walk post dinner and I figured we just get it out of the way. Once again the TV bribe worked and they went off to bed after a few books. They’re now watching the bribe after a restful and uneventful nap. I hope the electricity never dies though – I don’t think I want to put these kids to bed ever again without the TV bribe.

We’ll see how the night goes, but I’m telling you I could do this full time. Hmm, I wonder when that laundry is going to wash itself?