Kat sent me these jokes and while I don’t enjoy puns as much as Kevin, I thought I’d post a few here for your enjoyment…

Q: How Do You Get Holy Water?
A: You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

Q: What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
A: Dam!

Q. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn’t Work?
A: A Stick.

Q: What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
A; Subordinate Clauses.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q: Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
A: Right Where You Left Him.

Q: Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
A: Because They Have Big Fingers.

Q: Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
A; Because It Scares The Dog.

Q: What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
A; The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

Q: What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers?
A: Skeet.