Pooka Jones’ Diary

Day #1

Bugger, dumped far too much tiny little fish food into sad Charlie’s bowl. Will have to feign ignorance when bloody thing turns bottom’s up Monday.

Ate lasagna for dinner (again). Can’t quite get hang of micro-something or other. Either over cook dish and end up eating runny cheese noodle thing or under cook it and bite into ice cold pasta blah. Will either figure it out for lunch tomorrow or lose 5 lbs from starvation. Might have to break down and go for burrito binge at local taqueria.

Dog is still moping around house. Every time I try and play with pooch he just looks at me and says, “mom was much more fun than you, dad.” What does the frelling cheez want? Maybe needs another walkie in the pouring rain again. Oh joy must put on wool socks.

Doing friend thing with Josh & Kat tomorrow. Just another reminder that wife is living large down in sunny SD. Hmm, that reminds me, I must remember to do laundry tomorrow. Have no clean nickers.

Right, Farscape on in a few minutes. Banger and all that Aerun girl is crackie. Mental note, must put another shrimp on the barbie tomorrow.

Cheers