There are so many things I should be doing right now.

So.
Many.
Things.

But I’m not! And you know what? I bet you have a whole list of things you should be doing right now at 3:30pm on Friday instead of reading this. But you’re not!

You are so one of my kind. Ha! Take that cruel world. You can put us in front of the computer but you cannot make us work! Ha ha and double ha!

But seriously, I’m much better but now poor sweet Kulia is down with it. And so tomorrow, on her 2nd birthday, we will be sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for an unscheduled appointment to get her seen. You know how you see some kids and they have that nasty yellow/green booger slime running out of their nose? Well, Kulia has so much of that booger slime backed up waiting to get down her nasal passage that it has started oozing OUT OF HER EYES.

I *so* kid you not. My child has green boogers seeping from her tear ducts. Her tear duct people! And guess what? It turns out, that’s not so normal. (Yes, it took an actual advice nurse to tell me this. Who knew?) So we’re off to the doctor tomorrow to make sure everything is draining properly.

From her eyes people!

And with that pleasant visual, I bid you all a fond Friday adieu!