Getting ready this morning I passed the full lenght mirror just right to get an unobstructed view of my butt and O-H-M-Y-G-O-D it was huge! And I was wearing black pants! Slimming black pregnant pants! I’ve been so fixated on my every growing belly that I seem to have neglected the sad fact that my rear end is valiantly keeping pace with my stomach.

I guess that makes me very symetrical but that isn’t much comfort. And the worst part is that I don’t have any “feel good” pregnant clothes to run to. When in non-childbearing mode, I have a few old reliables that hang just right to cover all the unwanted extra bits but with maternity clothes? Forgetaboutit. It’s all about being huge in three, four, five dimentions.

So the simple fix is to avoid the full length mirror until I’m back in shape which should be around…..lets see….huh.

How about avoid full length mirror. Full stop.