I gave Dan & Suzy “The Pitch” this weekend. Kevin has stated that if they will name their child Kevin (or Kevina if it’s a girl) then he will pay for his namesake’s college education and, if the child majors in Engineering, he will buy him/her a car upon graduation. What a deal!!! Strangely enough, neither Suzy nor Dan were wildly excited by this offer. They especially seemed to balk at the name Kevina for reasons unknown to me.

If we can’t get the first name, Kevin wants to be allowed to select the middle name. Right now, he’s leaning towards Walksthru because he thinks it’d be neat to be named Kevin Walksthru Walls.

And you wonder why we have decided to stick only with dogs…