Since Kevin posted the main page this weekend, I’m going to continue the theme with the following poem…

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. The quotes have been arranged by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty,
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked,
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

Sorry for the delay in postings lately but Kevin has been sick. Now, when I am sick, I need lots of bad tv and personal catering to recover. Kevin, however, finds that his aminobodies and white blood cells benefit from the soft glow of a computer screen. Something about the soothing hum of the processor chip coupled with the smooth rotation of the logitech mouse makes him feel better. Things like doing the dishes and vaccuming are very very bad for him in this fragile stage. So yesterday he played something like 6 hours of computer. It must be working because the entire time he was down here he didn’t cough once. However, once he arose from the basement, he was instantly hit by a coughing attack that landed him in front of the tv. Poor Kev. I don’t want to take up too much computer time from him so I’ll cut this short. Wouldn’t want a relapse now…..

My all-time favorite comic strip ever. Man, I miss Opus.

Found this interview with Berke. Gotta love the internet.

It’s Kevin & Blitz.

Alright, a new episode of Unemployed Theo for your viewing pleasure.

I have no idea what this is – very scary stuff.