Author Archives: Chrissie

No Guilt

When I was a little girl, there was one beach that we always visited during our trips – Waimea Bay.  I remember driving through the sugar cane fields for what seemed like hours to get to this beautiful bay on the North Shore of Oahu.  There we would spend all day floating in the surf, basking in the sun, and snorkeling.  Well, the last time I visited Waimea was sometime in the early 90’s.  Other beaches claimed by allegiance and Waimea was just too far away.

And so today, after a 15 year absence, I went back to my old beach.  It was the first time both Kevin and the girls had ever been to the North Shore.  It was still a long trip as we are staying on the southern tip of Oahu and Waimea is on the northern tip so we had to wake up so early and retain our sanity as the kids moaned “are we there yet???”  Once we got there, all moaning instantly stopped.  It was just like I remembered.  A beautiful blue bay with a huge stretch of sand.  Now it was my girls floating in inner-tubes in the surf and spinning around and around.  Leina figured out the joys of snorkeling and we had to drag her- literally!- out of the water.  We checked for webbing between her toes but so far she hasn’t begun her transformation into fish yet.   But really, it’s only a matter of time.

But the best part?  Well, when we arrived most of the beach was taken over by fishermen who were casting out along the shore.  Us swimmers were regulated to the far edge of the bay because a large school of fish had taken shelter near the shoreline.  The fishermen weren’t having much luck and things took a definite turn for the worse for them when a giant pod of spinner dolphins showed up.  Yup, about 50 spinner dolphins swam into the bay, rounded up the fish, and started munching.  Many of the fins were in sets of  two and the lifeguard announced that this pod had many nursing young with their mothers and warned swimmers to stay away.  The pod was so close, people were paddling out to swim with them!  And the best part?  Well, they call them spinner dolphins for a reason.  I guess they enjoyed their meal because all of a sudden, they started jumping out of the water. Jumping, spinning in the air, and crashing back into the sea.  It kind of reminded me of the fireworks display at Disney Land.  Every time a dolphin launched into the air, the whole beach would erupt in ohhhhs and ahhhhs.  It was beyond amazing.  They stayed there for hours eating, swimming and spinning in the air.  The fishermen were bummed but we were ecstatic.  The only damper was when the lifeguard announced that this pod was often prey to “large predators” and that perhaps swimming among them was a very bad idea.  Any romantic vision I had of frolicking with the wild dolphins quickly vanished and I clung nice and close to shore.

We drove home the long way hugging the shore line all down the east side of the island.  The kids slept while Kevin and I rubbernecked.  This place is simply unreal as far as natural beauty goes.  Every turn offered a new view to wow  us.  Perfect.

Kevin’s favorite view?  When we turned the corner into town and saw the Leonard’s malasada van parked in a mall lot.  He practically grabbed the wheel to get me to pull over.  Fool that I am, I let him order the malasadas and he returned a few minutes later with a sheepish look on his face and three boxes pilled in his arms.  Yes, that would be 24 malasadas.  Of course, the girls had their hearts set on shave ice so we stopped for some.  As soon as we were done, we headed home to break into those malasada babies.

So for dinner, I had a shave ice appetizer followed by three malasadas.  One chocolate filled, one lilikoi filled and one haupia filled.  I washed it all down with a cup of hot coffee and it was good.  I must admit that as I picked up that last malasada I felt the slightest twinges of guilt pricking me.  I knew I was going to pay for this indulgence later but I decided, what the heck!  Pass the malasadas and put it on my tab.  I’ll pay later.  Once all 24 of these puppies have been finished off!

Still Eating Strong

We have spent all day at our favorite beach, Ko’ Olina.  Eaten more Leonard’s malasadas – this time filled with warm chocolate (Liza, you would pass out!).  Swam with a three finned  sea turtle.  Hit the mall.   Sent Kevin and the girls on a dusk beach walk where they watched a fisherman catch a small hammerhead shark right down from our house.  Resolved  not to go back in the water.  Eaten Yummy Korean BBQ.  Finished my first beach novel.  Had another giant shave ice with ice cream in the bottom.  Got sun burnt.  Taught Leina how to catch a wave.  Sat on the beach under the full moon watching the crabs scuttle across the sand by flashlight.  Laughed until it hurt watching my dad try to catch one.  Watched Leina crab hunt by flashlight and get one.  Played hana fuda with my grandpa under a pandana tree.

Ain’t life grand????

Same As It Ever Was

I have been here 24 hours.

I have been to the beach four times.  Watched the sun rise over the ocean.  Easten six manapua.  Porked out on Leonard’s malasadas filled with haupia and lilikoa.  Comforted both my girls who were stung by man-o-wars.  Meet seventeen distant relatives I never knew existed.  Caught a crab.  Ate shave ice.  Hugged my grandfather.  Played a hand of hanafuda.  Watched my kids run laughing through the surf.  Sat on the beach and read my book.  Spotted two turtles swiming in the ocean.

If I left tomorrow, I’d consider this trip the success.  And I still have 18 days left.  What else is there to do?  Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll be able to dig something up….

Totally Making Out With 106

The tempurature continues to rise.  My A/C has been going since 8am and it can’t get the house below 80.  That could be because was 116 outside in the sun.  Minor details really.

Fed the girls ice cream for their 10am snack and it made perfect sense.  We haven’t left the house today which also seems perfectly reasonable but cabin fever is beginning to set in for me.  Good thing I have our big trip coming up!  I have finished washing and am now trying to get everything packed and checked off my list.  It’s slow going in this heat but I’m determined.

My survival instict really slows me down.  You know the saying “fight or flight”?  Well, that doesn’t quite cover me.  I’m more “fight or flight or sleep”.  In times of intense stress on my system, my default setting is snooze.  This can be a bit of a handicap when things need to get done.  Today, at 2pm, when you could see the heat shimmering in the air in my room, I found myself getting sleepy.  Sleepy.  Sleepy.  My children tiptoed away and did who knows what for the next three hours while I slept and sweated away the hotest part of the day.  So here it is, 6pm and still 100 outside and I can hardly keep my eyes open.  A cup of hot coffee seems so very wrong but I’m thinking it’s my only hope.

And dinner.  Hmmm.  This might be too much for my overtaxed system.  Ice cream for dinner is totally do-able, right?  Right?

Flirting With 100

It is hot here.  Hot.  Hot.  Hot.  We have been steadily climbing up the mercury and should hit 100 on Monday.  And Tuesday.  And Wednesday.

Hello?  When did I move to Phoenix?  This is Oregon.  O-R-E-G-O-N.  Land of the grey skies and constant downpour.  We do not do 100.  Please take it away.

Of course, it is hard to maintain my suffering when Hawaii is right around the corner.  Sure all my potted plants will die but, eh, they’re practically dead already.  When the sweating gets too much I try and channel cool ocean  breezes and sugary shave ice in my mind’s eye.  Bring it baby!

I did break out the clothes line today so right now the neighbors are getting a view of Kev’s tidy white-ies blowing in the breeze.  I have dried 4 loads of laundry on the line since 2pm  that’s how hot it is right now.  Thank goodness for the AC.

Now if I could just teach those darn kids to close the door after them all would be well…

Stiches

Leina got her first set of stitches yesterday.  Don’t worry, she didn’t get hurt or anything.  No, these stitches were  purely preventative but also totally unexpected.

Leina has had this very dark mole on her knee for a while.  I thought it was a blood blister but at her last check up, her doctor saw it.  Not a blood blister but a suspicious mole.  So we were referred to a specialist and yesterday was our appointment.  The doctor took one look at it and said it had to go.  No problem, I thought.  I’ll just make an appointment and we’ll come back and have it removed.  Yeah, no.  The doctor laughed at me and said, we’ll just take it off right now.

Now, if you have ever met Leina, you will know she is the world’s biggest chicken.  She has a melt down over a flu shot.  The idea of having a mole cut out of her knee?  With no warning or preparation?  Can we say major melt down?  The doctor and nurse were a bit out of their league I think.  I’m guessing most of their patients are adults because the nurse sat Leina down and said, “I don’t lie to children.  I’m going to be honest with you.  I have to give you a shot and it will…..”  That’s about all I heard because at this point, Leina started screaming.  Shot = screams with my kid.  I was fluttering behind Leina trying to catch the nurse’s eye and mouthing “LIE TO HER!  LIE TO HER!”  Instead, I had to grab Leina and hold her down when the nurse gave her the tiny and painless shot.  Once done, she left the room so I could calm my crazy shot-phobic kid.  As usual, Leina caught her breath, looked at me and said, “hey, that didn’t hurt very much at all!”

The mole removal was easy right until Leina looked down and saw the stitches across her knee.  Then she got a bit pale and fainty looking so the Doctor slapped a band-aid on it which helped.  Leina is doing ok now so long as you don’t say “stitches”.  Instead, we call it her “scrape” or “strawberry”.

How this child will ever give birth I have no idea.  Clearly, she has her father’s tolerance for pain.  When we go back to get her stitches removed, I’m going to sit that nurse down and tell her to lie her head off to my kid.  Please.