{"id":937,"date":"2008-04-25T17:26:36","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T21:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=937"},"modified":"2009-07-14T14:50:35","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T21:50:35","slug":"can-i-return-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=937","title":{"rendered":"Can I Return It?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kevin came home for lunch today and announced that he has to go on another business trip.\u00a0 This time, he&#8217;s heading for Germany.\u00a0 He doesn&#8217;t know when he&#8217;s going but informed me that every day he&#8217;s here past Tues is &#8220;a gift.&#8221;\u00a0 And all I could think was, &#8220;huh, can I return that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s only been home 10 days and now he&#8217;s off again.\u00a0 When does he leave? Dunno.\u00a0 How long? Dunno.\u00a0 But he&#8217;s definitely leaving sometime next week.\u00a0 Ah well, maybe he&#8217;ll remember to pick me up something cool from Germany.\u00a0 This last time he brought me back a package of curry mix from Japan.\u00a0 With all the directions in Japanese.\u00a0 Two weeks of wandering around the city and all he found for me was some curry mix.\u00a0 Humph.\u00a0 He better step it up this time.\u00a0 Germany is full of cool stuff, right?\u00a0 Well, I guess Kevin will find out next week&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kevin came home for lunch today and announced that he has to go on another business trip.\u00a0 This time, he&#8217;s heading for Germany.\u00a0 He doesn&#8217;t know when he&#8217;s going but informed me that every day he&#8217;s here past Tues is &#8220;a gift.&#8221;\u00a0 And all I could think was, &#8220;huh, can I return that?&#8221; He&#8217;s only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kevin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-f7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=937"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1411,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937\/revisions\/1411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}