Well, a big thank you to everyone out there who called or emailed me yesterday.\u00a0 Thanks for reminding me how very very old I am.\u00a0 I am now very aware that I’m closer to 40 than 30 and I’m officially half way to 70.\u00a0 Great.\u00a0 Happy day!<\/p>\n
But really, I had a very nice birthady all told.\u00a0 Lots of eating and presents and cake.\u00a0 Yum-o.\u00a0 Almost makes getting this old worth it.\u00a0 Now, if it would just stop snowing, I’d be truely happy.\u00a0 I mean, enough already!\u00a0 It does make for a very handy excuse as to why I haven’t started in on my garden.\u00a0 But snow?\u00a0 In late April?\u00a0 Where am I living?<\/p>\n
I have several funny stories to blog but, unfortunately, I have already told them to people in, like, real life so it seems wierd to blog about them.\u00a0 So old news and all.\u00a0 But if nothing exciting happens tomorrow, I will tell you the story of The Poop Lie or The Spider Under the Bed or The New Monitor.\u00a0 See all the exciting stuff you’ve been missing out on?<\/p>\n
But not today.\u00a0 Today, I am going to spend the next hour glaring out my window at the gloomy grey sky that seems to have permanently attached itself over my house.\u00a0 Glare.\u00a0 Glare.\u00a0 Glare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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