{"id":928,"date":"2008-03-24T18:10:46","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T22:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=928"},"modified":"2008-03-29T16:03:51","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T20:03:51","slug":"not-home-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=928","title":{"rendered":"Not Home Yet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this is the new site.\u00a0 Why, you ask?\u00a0 Mostly because I am a horrible speller.\u00a0 It&#8217;s true, really, I don&#8217;t mind admitting it.\u00a0 Our old blog program didn&#8217;t have a spell check and I was too lazy to type everything in Word first and then paste it over to the website.\u00a0 Instead, I just tried to use short small words that were easy to spell.\u00a0 But man did I want a spell check.\u00a0 So now, voila!\u00a0 Spell check!\u00a0 Isn&#8217;t it lovely?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I&#8217;m totally not used to how this blog looks and feels now.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all so new and strange and, well, blue.\u00a0 Kevin claims it is a work in progress so I suppose it will eventually morph into something familiar.\u00a0 But right now, it just feels a bit odd.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, today is the first day of spring break and it is lovely.\u00a0 Blue skies, sunshine, and happy daffodils bobbing in the wind.\u00a0 I took the girls to the zoo where Leina attended zoo camp and Kulia and I wandered about stalking the animals.\u00a0 Actually, that isn&#8217;t quite true.\u00a0 Kulia wasn&#8217;t so interested in the animals.\u00a0 Really, all she wanted to do was climb on the rocks along the trails.\u00a0 Yup, that&#8217;s right.\u00a0 I stood on the side of the trail and watched her scramble up and down a set for four rocks for about 40 minutes.\u00a0 I couldn&#8217;t drag her away from those rocks to save my life.\u00a0 All she wanted was to climb rocks.\u00a0 Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>She also decided she really doesn&#8217;t like zebras.\u00a0 Come on now kid, zebras?\u00a0 They are totally benign.\u00a0 They don&#8217;t have sharp teeth or claws, they don&#8217;t smell funny or throw their feces at you, and they are the least exotic animal at the zoo looking like a horse with stripes.\u00a0 But Kulia wouldn&#8217;t even walk past their enclosure or look at them.\u00a0 She keep insisting that they were too &#8220;sneaky&#8221;.\u00a0 Yes, that&#8217;s right, the large grazing zebra were declared &#8220;sneaky&#8221; and soundly rebuffed by my youngest.\u00a0\u00a0 A love of boulders and sneaky zebras.\u00a0 That&#8217;s my baby for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is the new site.\u00a0 Why, you ask?\u00a0 Mostly because I am a horrible speller.\u00a0 It&#8217;s true, really, I don&#8217;t mind admitting it.\u00a0 Our old blog program didn&#8217;t have a spell check and I was too lazy to type everything in Word first and then paste it over to the website.\u00a0 Instead, I just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-eY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}