My children.<\/p>\n
Are.<\/p>\n
Gone.<\/p>\n
Gone!<\/p>\n
We threw them out at their grandparents house and fled. Seriously. I left a trail of burned rubber out of their driveway. Then, we shopped, ate, drove, talked, worked, showered, and ate some more. It was heavenly.<\/p>\n
We just got back from a massive meal with Kat & Josh. I wanted to go somewhere that didn’t have a kids menu or a kids corner or even kids. Anywhere. None! I had delicious frufru drinks, an artsy fartsy dish and a ginorous chocolate dessert thingy. And I didn’t even have to break out the wipes once. No one spilled their water or announced half way through the meal that their poo-poos were starting.<\/p>\n
Did I mention that my kids are gone?<\/p>\n
Tomorrow I will do whatever I want and not have to microwave a single dino nugget or mediate a toy dispute, or try and convince a child to stop pulling on the dog’s tail. Oh my goodness, just the thought makes me giddy.<\/p>\n
And now, I’m off to bed with no worries of being rousted at 2:30am with an accident. I’ve shivering with joy. Good night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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