{"id":852,"date":"2007-08-30T10:35:58","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T14:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=852"},"modified":"2007-08-30T10:35:58","modified_gmt":"2007-08-30T14:35:58","slug":"cruel-and-unusual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=852","title":{"rendered":"Cruel and Unusual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, our bags are packed and I am gazing for one last time out at the beach.  We are all sad to go.  I need more time!  We need a few more days playing in the surf, soaking up the sun, and digging in the sand.  I was only able to hit one mall and we never made it to Waikiki at all.<\/p>\n<p>This can only mean on thing.  Next time, I&#8217;m coming for three weeks!  Yes, that&#8217;s the answer!  Surely three weeks would be ample time to do all this.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, if I wanted to play it really safe, I could just move here&#8230;..  Hmmmm.  The kids would come no problem.  Kevin?  Well, I&#8217;m sure lots of people maintain long distance marriages, right?  He could just send us money each  week to fund our beach adventures.  I&#8217;m sure he wouldn&#8217;t mind.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe I have to leave.  Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, our bags are packed and I am gazing for one last time out at the beach. We are all sad to go. I need more time! We need a few more days playing in the surf, soaking up the sun, and digging in the sand. I was only able to hit one mall and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-dK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}