{"id":829,"date":"2007-04-24T16:02:41","date_gmt":"2007-04-24T20:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=829"},"modified":"2007-04-24T16:02:41","modified_gmt":"2007-04-24T20:02:41","slug":"by-any-means-possible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=829","title":{"rendered":"By Any Means Possible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok people.  All you friends and family, you need to get here.  NOW.<\/p>\n<p>Kulia has peaked.  She has attained maximum possible every cuteness.  It is unbearable.  The terrible 2&#8217;s are rapidly approaching so it is only a matter of time.  Get here now before it is gone.  All Kevin and I can do is stand around with our mouths open in absolute stupification.  The kid is beyond adorable.<\/p>\n<p>Do what you need to do.  I will ask no questions.  Just get here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok people. All you friends and family, you need to get here. NOW. Kulia has peaked. She has attained maximum possible every cuteness. It is unbearable. The terrible 2&#8217;s are rapidly approaching so it is only a matter of time. Get here now before it is gone. All Kevin and I can do is stand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-dn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}