{"id":805,"date":"2006-12-20T22:12:56","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T02:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=805"},"modified":"2006-12-20T22:12:56","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T02:12:56","slug":"proper-attire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=805","title":{"rendered":"Proper Attire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I am not sick, which seems like a lifetime ago right now, I&#8217;m trying to get to the gym three times a week.  I like to go really early in the morning to get my workout in.  I must say that I enjoy leaving the sleeping house behind for a little &#8220;me&#8221; time even it the sun isn&#8217;t out yet.<\/p>\n<p>At the gym, I have my own section I like and I&#8217;ve come to expect a certain group of regulars.  There is the hard core runner who does these intense sprints between sporatic weight lifting.  The hot guy who has a bit of a tummy that he is working on.  The older couple who walk every morning together around the track, arms pumping, without saying a word, and the large young guy who is always wearing sweats and a very large sweatshirt pulled over his rear.  I suppose I&#8217;m the 30 something mom trying to work off her baby fat which would be pretty accurate.<\/p>\n<p>So imagine my surprise when I claimed my treadmill to find a new face next to me.   She was hard to miss.  She had on full make up and buffed nails.  Her ponytail fell just below her sholders in a perfectly smooth cascade of dark hair.  She tiny little hiney fit into her size 2 black spandex shorts and to top it all off, she was wearing a tube top sans bra.  Yes, you heard me, this chick was working out in a bright green tube top.<\/p>\n<p>Um, hello?  Pony tail too tight honey?  Do you have any idea what happens when you decided to jog braless wearing a tub top?<\/p>\n<p>Ok, maybe she did.  All I know is that I was totally distracted and I&#8217;m a woman!  We had all sorts of male rubber neckers wandering by checking out the jiggling action.  Now, I&#8217;d expect this is some pickup gym after hours but at the Sherwood YMCA?  At 6am?  Craziness.  It was like a bad episode of Charlie&#8217;s Angels crossed with Baywatch with a dash of Fit Club.<\/p>\n<p>It was fun to watch all the men trying to sneak a peek without being too obvious.  I really can&#8217;t blame them thought because I could barely tear my eyes away from her slowing dropping tube top the entire time.  I must say, my 30 minute workout just flew by.  So maybe tube tops and gyms do mix after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I am not sick, which seems like a lifetime ago right now, I&#8217;m trying to get to the gym three times a week. I like to go really early in the morning to get my workout in. I must say that I enjoy leaving the sleeping house behind for a little &#8220;me&#8221; time even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-cZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}