{"id":791,"date":"2006-09-14T09:45:30","date_gmt":"2006-09-14T13:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=791"},"modified":"2006-09-14T09:45:30","modified_gmt":"2006-09-14T13:45:30","slug":"poor-kevin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=791","title":{"rendered":"Poor Kevin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kevin turns 33 today and for his birthday, I&#8217;m taking the girls and heading out of town for two weeks.  Yup, it&#8217;ll be just Kevin, the dog, and as much pizza as he can consume.  We will be down in LA visiting Papa and Tutu and doing the Disney.  Yeah baby!<\/p>\n<p>First, I have to make it through the airport of course.  Lets just say I&#8217;m more than a little nervous.  I&#8217;ve got to get two kids, one car seat, a stroller and three bags onto the plane all by myself.  It&#8217;s going to take all my extra mom powers to pull this one off.  Then the real fun begins.  Leina is a wonderful little plane traveller.  She sits and colors or watches DVDs or sleeps.  Kulia?  Not so much.  Her main goal in life appears to be to roam free.  Free like the wind.  And somehow, the idea of a free-roaming 15 month old on a plane stirkes terror in my heart.  Thank goodness the flight is only 2 hours long.  I just feel sorry for the poor suckers riding on the plane with us!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kevin turns 33 today and for his birthday, I&#8217;m taking the girls and heading out of town for two weeks. Yup, it&#8217;ll be just Kevin, the dog, and as much pizza as he can consume. We will be down in LA visiting Papa and Tutu and doing the Disney. Yeah baby! First, I have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-cL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}