As I sit here, typing, Kulia is at my feet with her very own keyboard. Yes, our small willfull child has broken us and we have given her her very own computer keyboard to pound on. Now, when I type up here, she settles at my feet to mimic me.
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\nAt least for a while. Having tired of typing, she is now diligently removing all the paper from the printer tray and strewing it around the room. And there goes the tray itself! I think this child was genetically engineered to inflict the maximum amount of damage per pound of cuteness possible.<\/p>\n
Oh well, that’s all the paper in the printer. She is now attempting to scale up my leg and has acutally managed to get her leg over the base of the arm rest. I must go before she…<\/p>\n
Darn it. Too late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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