{"id":758,"date":"2006-02-18T21:26:46","date_gmt":"2006-02-19T01:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=758"},"modified":"2006-02-18T21:26:46","modified_gmt":"2006-02-19T01:26:46","slug":"nursing-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=758","title":{"rendered":"Nursing Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leina loves to nurse.  She constantly assesses her stuffed animals for signs of thirst.  And if, say, Tigger is looking a bit parched, she settles herself down, lifts her little shirt, and stuffs Tigger on her chest while proudly announcing, &#8220;look mommy, I&#8217;m nursing my baby!&#8221;  After a few minutes, she will remove Tigger, burb him, and then select her next hungry baby.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I find this hilarious especially when she declares that Puppy is nursing lemonade or orange juice.  What can I say, the kid is gifted.<\/p>\n<p>So it isn&#8217;t exaggerating in the least when I say I fell over backwards in hysterics when the inevitable happened yesterday.  Leina decided to nurse one of her babies, looked over her animal kingdom and her gaze rested on&#8230;&#8230; her sister.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Kulia was unfortunate enough to find herself within Leina&#8217;s line of vision and I guess she looked hungry &#8217;cause Leina hoisted her shirt, grabbed Kulia&#8217;s head and thrust her against her chest.<\/p>\n<p>Poor sister was stunned into immobility.  Much like a deer in headlights, Kulia froze when confronted with Leina&#8217;s little chest.  I thought for sure she&#8217;d start screaming bloody murder for being manhandled (or rather, sister-handled) but she took it in stride.  Leina sat, beaming, with her sister&#8217;s face smashed into her belly.  After a moment, Leina announced &#8220;she&#8217;s all done!&#8221; and released her dazed sister.  She then began to vigorously pat Kulia on the back, looking for a burb.  Kulia, thinking this was some kind of new game, broke into a big grin and started whopping Leina in the face.  This was not quite what Leina had in mind and this Hallmark sister moment quickly degraded into shrieks, screams and fisticuffs.<\/p>\n<p>My only regret is that I didn&#8217;t have the camera near by because you know the girls would want me to preserve that moment.  Of course, it might have been a tad difficult to find scrap book stickers to decorate a &#8220;look, I&#8217;m nursing my sister&#8221; page.   But I&#8217;m crafty, I could have worked around that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leina loves to nurse. She constantly assesses her stuffed animals for signs of thirst. And if, say, Tigger is looking a bit parched, she settles herself down, lifts her little shirt, and stuffs Tigger on her chest while proudly announcing, &#8220;look mommy, I&#8217;m nursing my baby!&#8221; After a few minutes, she will remove Tigger, burb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-ce","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}