{"id":731,"date":"2005-10-25T14:14:50","date_gmt":"2005-10-25T18:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=731"},"modified":"2005-10-25T14:14:50","modified_gmt":"2005-10-25T18:14:50","slug":"slow-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=731","title":{"rendered":"Slow Down!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kulia is trying to crawl.<\/p>\n<p>I watched her in her crib today as she pulled her legs up under her and then tried pushing up on her arms.  I was flabbergasted and kept telling her &#8220;you&#8217;re only four months old!  You don&#8217;t need to crawl yet!&#8221;  But she doesn&#8217;t listen to me and insists on practicing this new trick.<\/p>\n<p>While we were in San Diego she mastered sitting,  Yes, that&#8217;s right.  In four days she went from floppy baby to able to sit on her own.   I thought that was amazing until she busted out with this whole crawling bit.  I mean, come on kid.  Give me a break!  Can&#8217;t you stay a baby for a little longer?!?!<\/p>\n<p>I guess not.  I&#8217;m sure that by this afternoon she&#8217;s be fully mobile.  With my luck I&#8217;ll probably find her standing in her crib after her afternoon nap.  Trying to crawl at four months.  That&#8217;s crazy I tell you!  Crazy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kulia is trying to crawl. I watched her in her crib today as she pulled her legs up under her and then tried pushing up on her arms. I was flabbergasted and kept telling her &#8220;you&#8217;re only four months old! You don&#8217;t need to crawl yet!&#8221; But she doesn&#8217;t listen to me and insists on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-bN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}