{"id":722,"date":"2005-09-27T14:48:20","date_gmt":"2005-09-27T18:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=722"},"modified":"2005-09-27T14:48:20","modified_gmt":"2005-09-27T18:48:20","slug":"screaming-flipper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=722","title":{"rendered":"Screaming Flipper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Screaming Flipper.  Sounds like some crazy bar drink, no?  Maybe something where you take a dense liquor, top it with a lighter one and then invert before drinking.  However, since I am surrounded my small children and not a wild bar scene, my screaming flipper is none other than my little baby Kulia whose new tricks are flipping and screaming.<\/p>\n<p>When I put her down, I never know how I will find her.  Sometimes she&#8217;s on her belly sucking her fingers, other times on her back chowing away.  She seems able to roll either direction at will.  She can also rotate herself around so I often find her head pointing in the direction where her feet used to be.  One just never knows.<\/p>\n<p>And the screaming!  The screaming!  She just adores screaming and will burst out with a random shriek at the oddest moments.  I think she&#8217;s learned that if she screams, we come running so often she&#8217;ll let out a blood curling yell and when we arrive on the scene she looks us at us all smiles and gigles.  Little stinker.  I guess the scream is her way of saying, &#8220;um, hello people, adorable child here needs a little attention please.&#8221;  All I know is that it&#8217;s jarring and shocking that such a big sound can come out of such a small body.<\/p>\n<p>So month three shall be forever remembered as the month of the Screaming Flipper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Screaming Flipper. Sounds like some crazy bar drink, no? Maybe something where you take a dense liquor, top it with a lighter one and then invert before drinking. However, since I am surrounded my small children and not a wild bar scene, my screaming flipper is none other than my little baby Kulia whose [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-bE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}