{"id":707,"date":"2005-07-21T21:20:03","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T01:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=707"},"modified":"2005-07-21T21:20:03","modified_gmt":"2005-07-22T01:20:03","slug":"ummmmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=707","title":{"rendered":"Ummmmmm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leina is hilarious right now.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight we were hanging outside.  Baby sister was catnapping in the swing and we had the sprinkler going.  Leina was down to her diaper and running amuck.  She charged up to me and said&#8230;.&#8221;mommy want a &#8216;cano?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure!&#8221; I replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK mommy,&#8221; Leina said and ran toward her little playhouse.  &#8220;Wait mommy!  Leina will get you an americano!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She ran back a moment later with a little cup and handed it to me then turned to Kevin and asked, &#8220;Daddy want a mocha?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I find myself asking her &#8220;who taught you that&#8221; quite often as she amazes me with all her new tricks.  The conversation goes something like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Watch mommy.  Me skipping!&#8221; Leina exclaimed and began doing a strange shuffle step across the room.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who taught you to skip?&#8221; I asked my little munchkin.<\/p>\n<p>Leina paused, placed her index finger on her lower lip and tilted her head to one side.  &#8220;Ummmmmmmm Tutu!&#8221; she exclaimed and resumed her skipping.<\/p>\n<p>It seems this is her stock answer because tonight Kevin asked her in all seriousness&#8230; &#8220;Leina, who taught you calculus?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ummmmm Tutu!&#8221; she exclaimed.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes she throws us a curve ball just to keep us on our feet.  At dinner, when asked who taught her to be silly, her answer was Uncle Dan.  I sense there might be a bit of truth behind that one.  I love asking her open ended questions because I have absolutely no idea what she&#8217;s going to say.  It is, by far, my favorite game to play.<\/p>\n<p>This kid is an absolute riot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leina is hilarious right now. Tonight we were hanging outside. Baby sister was catnapping in the swing and we had the sprinkler going. Leina was down to her diaper and running amuck. She charged up to me and said&#8230;.&#8221;mommy want a &#8216;cano?&#8221; &#8220;Sure!&#8221; I replied. &#8220;OK mommy,&#8221; Leina said and ran toward her little playhouse. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2Kqhb-ummmmmm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}