If you ask Leina what color she wants, she will always answer “blue!”<\/p>\n
If you ask her how many she wants, she will always answer “nine!”<\/p>\n
And today, I taught her how to say “drama queen” after a particularly moving meltdown because I refused to let her put the steak knife in her mouth.<\/p>\n
“Damma keen!” she now gleefully shouts.<\/p>\n
I’ve decided to mount the video camera in the living room and just keep it recoding all day long ’cause every moment she is too precious.<\/p>\n
“Damma keen! Nine! Nine! Nine!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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