Getting ready this morning I passed the full lenght mirror just right to get an unobstructed view of my butt and O-H-M-Y-G-O-D it was huge! And I was wearing black pants! Slimming black pregnant pants! I’ve been so fixated on my every growing belly that I seem to have neglected the sad fact that my rear end is valiantly keeping pace with my stomach.<\/p>\n
I guess that makes me very symetrical but that isn’t much comfort. And the worst part is that I don’t have any “feel good” pregnant clothes to run to. When in non-childbearing mode, I have a few old reliables that hang just right to cover all the unwanted extra bits but with maternity clothes? Forgetaboutit. It’s all about being huge in three, four, five dimentions.<\/p>\n
So the simple fix is to avoid the full length mirror until I’m back in shape which should be around…..lets see….huh.<\/p>\n
How about avoid full length mirror. Full stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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