{"id":647,"date":"2002-11-21T15:23:20","date_gmt":"2002-11-21T19:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=647"},"modified":"2002-11-21T15:23:20","modified_gmt":"2002-11-21T19:23:20","slug":"kevin-pops-the-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=647","title":{"rendered":"Kevin Pops the Question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Kevin &#038; I (and our hodge podge assortment of pets) were all lounging in front of the fireplace.  Kevin had just added the 6th log to the inferno he calls a file when he turned to me and asked&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How soon can we get our Christmas tree?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I almost fell out of the sofa.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin, Mr. Humbug, Ebenezer himself, looking at me all excited at the idea of a Christmas tree!  This was the same man who went on a three hour trek last year and returned with Charlie Brown&#8217;s pitiful tree.  This was the same person who once sniggled and said we were killing a tree for Jesus.<\/p>\n<p>Now before me stood a whole &#8216;nother person.  Sure, he looked like Kevin and he built a fire like Kevin but I wasn&#8217;t quite sure who exactly it was.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, we should probably wait until after Thanksgiving if we want it to last&#8230;.&#8221; I began before Kevin cut me off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But if we cut it fresh it&#8217;ll last much longer.&#8221;  I swear to you, he was rubbing his hands together in glee.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, I felt like the Scrooge as I informed my reformed husband that we had to wait until December to get our tree.  Kevin sighed, settled back on the sofa, and picked up his book.  I think I hid my glee very well.  Finally, after five years of pleading, it appears that Kevin has captured the spirit of Christmas.  Yippee!<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t told him yet but this morning, as I was walking the dog, I happened to look through the window of a house and there in its living room in all its glory was a beautiful Christmas tree.  I couldn&#8217;t tell if it was real or not without walking up the lawn and pressing my nose to the window glass but I guess Kevin isn&#8217;t the only one who can&#8217;t wait for tree season.<\/p>\n<p>I just hope I can hold him back until December<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Kevin &#038; I (and our hodge podge assortment of pets) were all lounging in front of the fireplace. Kevin had just added the 6th log to the inferno he calls a file when he turned to me and asked&#8230; &#8220;How soon can we get our Christmas tree?&#8221; I almost fell out of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-ar","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}