{"id":628,"date":"2003-01-19T13:08:05","date_gmt":"2003-01-19T17:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=628"},"modified":"2003-01-19T13:08:05","modified_gmt":"2003-01-19T17:08:05","slug":"lasagna-lasagna-lasagna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=628","title":{"rendered":"Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The bachelor lifestyle has it&#8217;s downsides.  My last night in San Diego Mamma Walls made this wonderful turkey-sausage lasagna.  We stuffed ourselves on it so much Chrissie had to roll onto the couch, grab her tummy and moan for her stomach to &#8220;digest faster.&#8221;  I must say I ate a ton as well, but I can handle a full stomach better than most people \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>This week, tiring of Marie Calendars(tm) Pot Pies for the 3rd night in a row I decided to build a lasagna of my own.  This dish would be a monument to culinary engineering.  Not only would it satiate my hunger but it would be quick to reheat, portable &#8211; for easy lunch access &#8211; and tasty.  I had all the basic ingredients: ground turkey, noodles, sauce, onions, know-how and a 9&#215;12-baking dish.  I stopped by the store on my way home and picked up some zucchini (bet you didn&#8217;t know I knew how to spell that!), mushrooms, cheese, then I paid the electric bill and was ready to bake!<\/p>\n<p>I must say the process of making the lasagna went very smoothly, but then, I am a PROFESSIONAL process engineer, so there was really no surprise there.  The surprise was in just how much fixings I really had.  I wasn&#8217;t &#8220;technically&#8221; using a recipe but going off of instinct.  I was channeling Martha Stewart, Jamie Oliver, and Dom Deluise.  The noodles were flabby, the meat was brown, the veggies were soft &#8211; but not soggy.  It was time to put it all together.  That&#8217;s when the plan started going south.<\/p>\n<p>I had so many fixings I couldn&#8217;t possibly fit them all into the dish.  One layer of noodles, one of meat, veggies, more noodles, more meat, presto the baking dish was full and I still had a lot ingredients left to go.  But wait, where<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bachelor lifestyle has it&#8217;s downsides. My last night in San Diego Mamma Walls made this wonderful turkey-sausage lasagna. We stuffed ourselves on it so much Chrissie had to roll onto the couch, grab her tummy and moan for her stomach to &#8220;digest faster.&#8221; I must say I ate a ton as well, but I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-a8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}