{"id":606,"date":"2003-05-22T12:31:09","date_gmt":"2003-05-22T16:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=606"},"modified":"2003-05-22T12:31:09","modified_gmt":"2003-05-22T16:31:09","slug":"classes-for-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=606","title":{"rendered":"Classes for Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kat sent me this and I&#8217;m ready to sign Kevin up.  Especially for Class No.2.  Don&#8217;t ask.<\/p>\n<p><b>NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY !!<\/b><br \/>\nEvening classes for men. Starting this month !!<\/p>\n<p>Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration.<\/p>\n<p>1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.<\/p>\n<p>2. Toilet paper: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.<\/p>\n<p>3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Practicuum with hamper. Pictures and graphics.<\/p>\n<p>4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into kitchen sink or dishwasher? Debate among panel of experts.<\/p>\n<p>5. Loss of Virility: Losing the remote control to your significant other. Help line and support groups.<\/p>\n<p>6. Learning how to find things, starting with actually looking (in the right place) instead of turning the house upside down while muttering angrily.  Open forum.<\/p>\n<p>7. Health watch: Bringing her flowers is NOT harmful to your health. PowerPoint presentation.<\/p>\n<p>8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.<\/p>\n<p>9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.<\/p>\n<p>10. Living with Adults: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.<\/p>\n<p>11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.<\/p>\n<p>12. Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling  when you&#8217;re going to be late. Bring your calendar or PDA to class.<\/p>\n<p>13. Getting Over It. Learning to live with being wrong all the time.  Individual counselors available.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kat sent me this and I&#8217;m ready to sign Kevin up. Especially for Class No.2. Don&#8217;t ask. NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY !! Evening classes for men. Starting this month !! Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-9M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}