{"id":578,"date":"2003-08-13T17:15:14","date_gmt":"2003-08-13T21:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=578"},"modified":"2003-08-13T17:15:14","modified_gmt":"2003-08-13T21:15:14","slug":"baby-baracuda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=578","title":{"rendered":"Baby Baracuda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the second blood proved good news as Leina&#8217;s billirubin count dropped from 17 to 14 over the last twent-four hour period so it looks like she&#8217;s cleared the jaundice hurdle and won&#8217;t have to go for a baby tanning session.  Phew. Even better, she has started gaining weight and is back up at 8lbs 1oz today which is another relief.<\/p>\n<p>I had thought that birth was the hard part.  Nobody warned me about this whole breast feeding thing.  I guess I supposed you just kind of put them on the breast and nature took over.  That would be incorrect&#8230; at least for Leina. There has been a very tough learning curve in this house.  It&#8217;s so frustrating to hold this hungry crying baby in your arms, know what you need to do, but unable to do it.  The worst is at night when you&#8217;re so tired and groggy.  All I think about is her wasting away to a little stick baby becauce I&#8217;m unable to do my duty as a mom.<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness, Granny Tutu is here to reassure me that Suzy and Daniel went through the same process.  Now, that kid is a chunker so I know there&#8217;s hope.  Leina and I are just beginning to get our nursing grove together but there has been a price.  A steep price.<\/p>\n<p>My boobies.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I have sacrificed my boobies on the alter of motherhood.  I know this because last night after nursing, Leina feel off the boob not with the usual milk mustache but a blood mustache.  Horrified, we examined my poor mangled boob and sure enough, it had been sucked raw to the point that blood was flowing freely.<\/p>\n<p>Upon seeing this, I immediately turned to Leina who was sleeping happily and said, &#8220;you mean baby, why are you hurting your momma?&#8221;  My mom replied, &#8220;don&#8217;t blame Leina!&#8221;  Well, who else is there to blame?  Unless some other kid is sneaking in while I&#8217;m sleeping and nursing without me knowing, I&#8217;m pretty sure that my kid is to blame here.<\/p>\n<p>You see, Leina doesn&#8217;t nurse.  Nor does she suckle.  Oh no, my darling girl guzzles.  She claims down with gums of steel and sucks like a vaccum cleaner.  I&#8217;ve started calling her my little Hoover but after that first blood, we&#8217;ve changed her name to the little baracuda.  I wonder how you say baracuda in Hawaiian?  We might be changing her birth certificate if she keeps this up.<\/p>\n<p>The funny part was, after the initial shock, my mom and I thought, &#8220;quick, grab the camera a take a picture!&#8221;  Our next thought, thankfully, was that maybe this wasn&#8217;t the sort of picture you want to send to friends and relatives.  Good to know the lack of sleep hasn&#8217;t totally robbed us of all sense of decorum or you&#8217;d be starting at a digital picture of my left breast and trust me, it wouldn&#8217;t be anywhere near sexy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the second blood proved good news as Leina&#8217;s billirubin count dropped from 17 to 14 over the last twent-four hour period so it looks like she&#8217;s cleared the jaundice hurdle and won&#8217;t have to go for a baby tanning session. Phew. 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