{"id":527,"date":"2003-12-29T10:27:06","date_gmt":"2003-12-29T14:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=527"},"modified":"2003-12-29T10:27:06","modified_gmt":"2003-12-29T14:27:06","slug":"the-running-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=527","title":{"rendered":"The Running Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leina&#8217;s favorite thing right now is to lie on her back and do the running man.  This involves both legs and arms flailing together in a kind of rythmic dance.  She can do this forever.<\/p>\n<p>Now, hanging with a baby all day, you find yourself being oddly influenced.  For example, after watching her power suck on a pacifier one afternoon I found myself wonder what was the big deal?  After checking to see no one was watching, I picked up a spare paci and popped it in my mouth.  Now, I don&#8217;t know if the problem was my teeth or the fact that my mouth is much larger but I really couldn&#8217;t do much with paci.  It kept slipping and I finally gave up.<\/p>\n<p>But this morning I just couldn&#8217;t take it.  She was squealling with delight as she lay on the ground doing her morning running man impersonation.  I decided, what the heck, and cleared of a spot on the ground to join my daughter.  Staring up at the ceiling with her, I studied her technique for a moment and then launched into my own version.<\/p>\n<p>Well, for about 30 seconds.  I got the arms going and then lifted both legs and began bicycling them in the air.  I think I got a good two or three rotations before I began panting.  Another few turns and my stomach was beginning to hurt!  I quickly dropped my exhausted arms and legs back down and tried to catch my breath while baby LJ kept right on spinning.  And babbling at the same time!<\/p>\n<p>Either I&#8217;m in some seriously sad shape or my kid is going to be the next Richard Simmons\/Jane Fonda of the work out world.   She kicked me butt this morning, that&#8217;s for sure!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leina&#8217;s favorite thing right now is to lie on her back and do the running man. This involves both legs and arms flailing together in a kind of rythmic dance. She can do this forever. Now, hanging with a baby all day, you find yourself being oddly influenced. For example, after watching her power suck [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-8v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}