{"id":483,"date":"2004-06-25T20:58:52","date_gmt":"2004-06-26T00:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=483"},"modified":"2004-06-25T20:58:52","modified_gmt":"2004-06-26T00:58:52","slug":"sitting-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=483","title":{"rendered":"Sitting Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leina loves to sit.  She could sit all day long if I let her.  Even better, she&#8217;s learned how to get from her back to her favorite sitting position.  It involves rolling on her side, proping herself up with her hands, a major ab crunch and voila!  She&#8217;s up!<\/p>\n<p>The first couple of time she did this, she would look at me, eyes shining, as if to say &#8220;did you see that mom?  didja?  am I a big girl or what!!&#8221;  I caught one early sit on video and will try to convince tech support (Kevin) to load it up.  It&#8217;s beyond cute.<\/p>\n<p>So today, Leina woke up from her morning nap cooing.  I decided on a quick bathroom break before rescuing her so it took me a few moments to head for her room.  When I did, I realized she was totally silent.  No cooing, giggling, wailing&#8230;.. nada.  Perplexed, I tip-toed to the door and eased it open just in case she had fallen back asleep.<\/p>\n<p>What did I find?<\/p>\n<p>Leina was sitting up in her crib playing with her blanket.  Her back was to me but I think the light tipped her off to my presence because she whipped her head around once she realized I was there.  Then, she did a belly dive.  Yes, she dove, face down onto the crib and sort of rolled over and looked at me like, &#8220;what, me sitting in the crib?  never!  I would never do that!   nope, no sitting baby here.  just a good belly sleeper.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I swear it was the first time I&#8217;ve ever seen her look guilty.  I don&#8217;t know what she was up to but it was no good.  Of that I am sure.<\/p>\n<p>Have I mentioned that I may be in serious trouble over the next few years?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leina loves to sit. She could sit all day long if I let her. Even better, she&#8217;s learned how to get from her back to her favorite sitting position. It involves rolling on her side, proping herself up with her hands, a major ab crunch and voila! She&#8217;s up! The first couple of time she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-done"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-7N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}