{"id":475,"date":"2004-07-16T14:25:20","date_gmt":"2004-07-16T18:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=475"},"modified":"2004-07-16T14:25:20","modified_gmt":"2004-07-16T18:25:20","slug":"what-would-you-pick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"What would you pick?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s less than a month to go before our anniversary so it&#8217;s about time I started figuring out the &#8216;perfect&#8217; present to give my wonderful wife.  Now, in the past, my gift choices have not been up to par &#8211; some would say down-right awful.  There&#8217;s no need to go into detail but suffice it to say I learned a very valuable lesson one Christmas: never buy something that can later be used as a blunt implement.<\/p>\n<p>This year it is our 5th anniversary and since that is a considerable number of years &#8211; all of them wonderful &#8211; I thought I&#8217;d look up the &#8216;official&#8217; theme for the gift.  Since 50 years is gold, 25 years silver, 10 years tin I thought 5 years must be something good like zinc or bronze.  Low-and-behold my surprise when I found out from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ivillage.co.uk\/relationships\/marriage\/marlife\/articles\/0,9546,154_533691,00.html\">ivillage<\/a> that it was wood! Imagine, a whole anniversary dedicated to my favorite material.  I don&#8217;t know who the genius is who came up with these themes but I&#8217;d like to shake his hand &#8211; and it definitely must have been a guy, no woman would have chosen tin after 10 years.  Here is a suggestion list from ivillage for possible wood-themed gifts:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bonsai plant<br \/>\n&#8211; Weekend away in a log cabin<br \/>\n&#8211; Wood plaque engraved with words of love<br \/>\n&#8211; Take a walk in the woods<br \/>\n&#8211; Photo of you or of the two of you in a wooden frame<br \/>\n&#8211; New fence or decking<br \/>\n&#8211; Wooden furniture<br \/>\n&#8211; Wood sculpture or carvings<\/p>\n<p>Now my personal choice would be a truck load of freshly cut Western Red Cedar or a couple of new 4&#8217;x8&#8242; sheets of 3\/4&#8243; birch plywood instead of new decking or a wood sculpture but to each his own.  While I&#8217;m sure my lovely bride would be enthralled with a beautiful headshot of me in a nice wood frame, wait &#8217;til she sees what I&#8217;m dreaming up.  This is going to be the best anniversary present yet.<\/p>\n<p>But, if my present fails to live up to expectations there&#8217;s always next year: <b>iron<\/b>.   I&#8217;m sure Chrissie would want a couple of new wings for my tablesaw by then.<\/p>\n<p>Of course what goes around comes around, look at the goodies she has coming once we have 3+ decades of bliss under our belt:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Thirty-fifth: coral or jade<br \/>\n&#8211; Fortieth: rubies<br \/>\n&#8211; Forty-fifth: sapphires<br \/>\n&#8211; Fiftieth: gold<br \/>\n&#8211; Fifty-fifth: emeralds<br \/>\n&#8211; Sixtieth: diamonds<\/p>\n<p>Somethings are worth waiting for aren&#8217;t they?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s less than a month to go before our anniversary so it&#8217;s about time I started figuring out the &#8216;perfect&#8217; present to give my wonderful wife. Now, in the past, my gift choices have not been up to par &#8211; some would say down-right awful. 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