{"id":473,"date":"2004-07-19T15:02:19","date_gmt":"2004-07-19T19:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=473"},"modified":"2004-07-19T15:02:19","modified_gmt":"2004-07-19T19:02:19","slug":"round-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=473","title":{"rendered":"Round II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As if life isn&#8217;t difficult enough running after the crawling squealler.  After a mere week of crawling, Leina has decided to up the ante.<\/p>\n<p>In our new house, we have a second floor.  After entering the front door, there&#8217;s an open stairway that runs along the wall as you come inside.  You step up one step onto a little landing, then turn right and proceed up the stairs.  Since Leina went mobile, this landing has turned into a giant &#8220;no-touch&#8221; repository.  Anything Leina manages to find that isn&#8217;t baby friendly (ie, screwdrivers, nails, small choking hazards, dirty old shoes, etc.) I deposit on the landing and slowing stow the items away upstairs as I find time.  This has worked fine until ten minutes ago.<\/p>\n<p>I was sitting in the kitchen doing bills when I heard Leian take of.  (Basically, she started squealling which is just her way of saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m enganging the four wheel drive baby!&#8221;).  I didn&#8217;t pay much attention as she motored out of sight into the front room because I know there&#8217;s nothing harmful in it.  After a few moments, the squealling stopped and Leina settled in to play.  I finished up paying my last bill and proceeded to see where she was and what she was up to.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my surprise when I walked into the front room and she was no where to be seen!!  Now, this room is almost totally empty except for a coffee table, an end table and some cardboard boxes.  There is nowhere for a small, curious baby to hide.  Right before the panic set in, I caught a glimpse of a chubby foot around the corner by the front door.  Yes, you guessed it.  Leina was sitting on the staircase landing gnawing on my ratty old slipper.  Utterly stunned, I picked her up, put her down on the ground and watched in awe as she pulled herself back up the stair and over to the bulging pile of &#8220;no-touch&#8221; goodies.<\/p>\n<p>She can do stairs.<\/p>\n<p>Lord help me, I&#8217;m so not ready for this.  I keep looking over my sholder expecting to see her crawling into this room.  I wouldn&#8217;t even blink if she somehow managed to get out of her crib, open the door, and make her way in here.  I mean, she can do <i>stairs<\/i> for pete sake.  What&#8217;s next, driving?<\/p>\n<p>Hmmmm, I think I better go hide the car keys now, just in case&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As if life isn&#8217;t difficult enough running after the crawling squealler. After a mere week of crawling, Leina has decided to up the ante. In our new house, we have a second floor. After entering the front door, there&#8217;s an open stairway that runs along the wall as you come inside. You step up one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-done"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-7D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}