{"id":430,"date":"2001-07-19T11:10:00","date_gmt":"2001-07-19T15:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=430"},"modified":"2001-07-19T11:10:00","modified_gmt":"2001-07-19T15:10:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-302","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=430","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My old friend, Mike, was asking me what I do for fun and my list was depressingly short. Work, walk the dog, watch tv. I sounded boring even to myself. So I&#8217;m looking for new and exiciting things to do this summer. If you have any suggestions, please let me know. I need to come up with something cool to impress Mike.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, I&#8217;m going to have to invoke a general disclaimer here. If you surf over to his page, please keep in mind that by providing the aforementioned link, I in no way endorse, support, or approve of the information contained on his website. And the stuff about the buxom transvestite, completely baseless, honestly!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My old friend, Mike, was asking me what I do for fun and my list was depressingly short. Work, walk the dog, watch tv. I sounded boring even to myself. So I&#8217;m looking for new and exiciting things to do this summer. If you have any suggestions, please let me know. I need to come [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-6W","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}