{"id":392,"date":"2001-08-16T09:41:00","date_gmt":"2001-08-16T13:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=392"},"modified":"2009-07-11T12:22:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-11T19:22:38","slug":"the-pooka-life-264","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=392","title":{"rendered":"Men Are Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever want a good laugh, I&#8217;d recommend listening to a two men discuss fashion. It is simply hilarious. I thought I would die laughing. Kevin &amp; Josh were discussing the finer points of fashion last night. Oh lord, I wish I have a tape recorder to capture the discussion. Talk about the blind leading the blind. Anyhow, I&#8217;ve decided to do some investigative research into the dark and mysterious world of men&#8217;s fashion. What I need to know is:<\/p>\n<p>How many pairs of shoes does a man own? (Excluding the specialty pair like snow boots or hiking).<\/p>\n<p>Drop me an email or pop your total into the guestbook (if you wish to be anonymous) with your total if you&#8217;d like to participate in this ground breaking research. If I get enough of a response, I&#8217;ll put something good together.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, Kat and Mikey, thank you for supporting my blond dream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever want a good laugh, I&#8217;d recommend listening to a two men discuss fashion. It is simply hilarious. I thought I would die laughing. Kevin &amp; Josh were discussing the finer points of fashion last night. Oh lord, I wish I have a tape recorder to capture the discussion. Talk about the blind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chrissie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-6k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1367,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions\/1367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}