{"id":374,"date":"2001-09-04T09:06:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-04T13:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=374"},"modified":"2001-09-04T09:06:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-04T13:06:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-246","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=374","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since Kevin posted the main page this weekend, I&#8217;m going to continue the theme with the following poem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. The quotes have been arranged by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.<\/p>\n<p>MAKE THE PIE HIGHER<br \/>\nby George W. Bush<\/p>\n<p>I think we all agree, the past is over.<br \/>\nThis is still a dangerous world.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a world of madmen and uncertainty,<br \/>\nAnd potential mental losses.<\/p>\n<p>Rarely is the question asked,<br \/>\nIs our children learning?<br \/>\nWill the highways of the internet become more few?<br \/>\nHow many hands have I shaked?<\/p>\n<p>They misunderestimate me.<br \/>\nI am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.<br \/>\nI know that the human being and the fish can coexist.<br \/>\nFamilies is where our nation finds hope,<br \/>\nWhere our wings take dream.<\/p>\n<p>Put food on your family!<br \/>\nKnock down the tollbooth!<br \/>\nVulcanize Society!<br \/>\nMake the pie higher!<br \/>\nMake the pie higher!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since Kevin posted the main page this weekend, I&#8217;m going to continue the theme with the following poem&#8230; This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. The quotes have been arranged by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush I think we all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-62","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}