{"id":373,"date":"2001-09-05T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-05T13:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=373"},"modified":"2001-09-05T09:58:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-05T13:58:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-245","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, as I tried to pick out my shoes for the day, I realized that my life is a constant battle between sensible and sexy. Bear with me here, this thought my take a while to fully form.<\/p>\n<p>My shoe bin holds two very different styles of shoes. On the lower level live the sensibles. These are your basic black, low heel, closed toe shoe that have nice arch support and comfortable soles. Since I am a public transportation girl and find myself standing on the bus since chivalry is dead &#8212;mental note to blog about that experience later&#8212; and I have to hoof it a good couple of blocks each day, I find that my sensible shoes work wonders. I can be on my feet all day and not feel a thing. The only problem is that, well, they&#8217;re sensible.<\/p>\n<p>The upper level of the shoe bin contains the sexys. These shoes tend to have nice high heels, open toes and little straps and buckles that are all shiny and purdy. These shoes hurt like hell but when you meet up with your girlfriends, they all say &#8220;ohhh, cute shoes&#8221; which somehow makes the pain ok. These shoes are fun to wear and will garner admiring looks from men and women but after more than 5 minutes, you have to sit down and relieve the pain. Probably my favorite pair of sexys are my boots. After watching The Long Kiss Goodnight one too may times I decided I *needed* a pair of black boots. Whenever I need a real boost, all I have to do is slip into my boots and I&#8217;m a power house. Isn&#8217;t it sad that shoes can have such an effect on my personality??? But my boots, well, lets just say I have yet to wear them and not get some form of compliment. If you need a pick up, I highly recommend a good pair of boots.<\/p>\n<p>So each morning, I have to ask myself, &#8220;Self, what do you want to be, sensible or sexy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now that I think about it, I find myself facing that question on a daily basis. Glasses or contacts? Glasses are quick and easy. But when I wear my awful, painful, contacts, I get compliments even though I spend most of the day blinking back tears. Sports bra or push up? Knee highs or control top hose? Frizzy and wild or blow-dry and straightened? Sleep another 30 minutes or get up and do the makeup thing?<\/p>\n<p>If I could just decided on either sensible or sexy, life would be so much easier. Today I went with a pair of the sexy shoes and after standing on the bus, I&#8217;m beginning to regret it. Hopefully I&#8217;ll bump into a girlfriend &#038; make the whole experience worthwhile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, as I tried to pick out my shoes for the day, I realized that my life is a constant battle between sensible and sexy. Bear with me here, this thought my take a while to fully form. My shoe bin holds two very different styles of shoes. 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