{"id":367,"date":"2001-09-14T08:54:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-14T12:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=367"},"modified":"2001-09-14T08:54:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-14T12:54:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-239","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=367","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Kevin&#8217;s birthday so wish him a good one!<\/p>\n<p>When asked what he wanted to do today, he replied that we wants to go to an all-you-can eat sushi place and then rent 10,000 Miles to Graceland. I figure, it&#8217;s his birthday so he can do whatever he wants. I was mean and didn&#8217;t give him his presents this morning. Gonna make him wait all day long before he gets them. Am I mean or what???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Kevin&#8217;s birthday so wish him a good one! When asked what he wanted to do today, he replied that we wants to go to an all-you-can eat sushi place and then rent 10,000 Miles to Graceland. I figure, it&#8217;s his birthday so he can do whatever he wants. I was mean and didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-5V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}