{"id":348,"date":"2001-10-08T09:23:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-08T13:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=348"},"modified":"2001-10-08T09:23:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-08T13:23:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-220","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I gave Dan &#038; Suzy &#8220;The Pitch&#8221; this weekend. Kevin has stated that if they will name their child Kevin (or Kevina if it&#8217;s a girl) then he will pay for his namesake&#8217;s college education and, if the child majors in Engineering, he will buy him\/her a car upon graduation. What a deal!!! Strangely enough, neither Suzy nor Dan were wildly excited by this offer. They especially seemed to balk at the name Kevina for reasons unknown to me.<\/p>\n<p>If we can&#8217;t get the first name, Kevin wants to be allowed to select the middle name. Right now, he&#8217;s leaning towards Walksthru because he thinks it&#8217;d be neat to be named Kevin Walksthru Walls.<\/p>\n<p>And you wonder why we have decided to stick only with dogs&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I gave Dan &#038; Suzy &#8220;The Pitch&#8221; this weekend. Kevin has stated that if they will name their child Kevin (or Kevina if it&#8217;s a girl) then he will pay for his namesake&#8217;s college education and, if the child majors in Engineering, he will buy him\/her a car upon graduation. What a deal!!! Strangely enough, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-5C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}