Kat sent me these jokes and while I don’t enjoy puns as much as Kevin, I thought I’d post a few here for your enjoyment…<\/p>\n
Q: How Do You Get Holy Water?
\nA: You Boil The Hell Out Of It.<\/p>\n
Q: What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
\nA: Dam!<\/p>\n
Q. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn’t Work?
\nA: A Stick.<\/p>\n
Q: What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
\nA; Subordinate Clauses.<\/p>\n
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
\nA. Frostbite.<\/p>\n
Q: Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
\nA: Right Where You Left Him.<\/p>\n
Q: Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
\nA: Because They Have Big Fingers.<\/p>\n
Q: Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
\nA; Because It Scares The Dog.<\/p>\n
Q: What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
\nA; The Location Of The Dirt Bag.<\/p>\n
Q: What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers?
\nA: Skeet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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