{"id":318,"date":"2001-11-14T13:45:00","date_gmt":"2001-11-14T17:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=318"},"modified":"2001-11-14T13:45:00","modified_gmt":"2001-11-14T17:45:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-190","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=318","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man am I getting old. My 10 year high school reunion is set for the end of this month. Ten years!!! I simply can&#8217;t believe it. First the grey hairs, now this. It&#8217;s all moving too quickly for me.<\/p>\n<p>The worst part is that the reunion is going to be held on the beach in winter. That&#8217;s right, we were advised to wear sweat pants and sweat shirts. Yes, this is how I want to be remembered by the classmates, clad in an old pair of sweats. I was all set to draw on the power of my boots and now I&#8217;ve been denied.<\/p>\n<p>Even worse, it looks like Kevin won&#8217;t be coming with me so I&#8217;ll have to brave the event alone. Due to a very hectic work load, my hubby will be MIA. I&#8217;m secretly hoping we find some last minute super cheat airfare and he came come too. Of course, I bet he&#8217;s secretly hoping it doesn&#8217;t happen. After all, he&#8217;s looking at a weekend without me to boss him around and make him do chores and other icky stuff. Not a bad deal really. Just Kevin, the poocheese, and the computer.<\/p>\n<p>I am, however, looking forward to going home. It&#8217;s been forever and I simply can&#8217;t pass up the chance to see a pregnant Suzy. From the pictures I&#8217;ve seen, she looks ready to pop and she has still go three months to go.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I can figure out a way to wear my boots with my sweats. Yeah, that&#8217;s the ticket&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man am I getting old. My 10 year high school reunion is set for the end of this month. Ten years!!! I simply can&#8217;t believe it. First the grey hairs, now this. It&#8217;s all moving too quickly for me. The worst part is that the reunion is going to be held on the beach [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-58","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}