Oh man, this kid is growing so fast, next think I know he’ll be looking for his first car. Anyone know any hot 1 month old girls looking for a date? If so, I’ll run them by Baby D. Two month old might be ok too but anything over that will be pushing it. You’d better act fast though cause this kid is gonna be a real looker just like his aunt.<\/p>\n
I am stuck here at work even though it should be a holiday and the sun is sort of shining (which qualifies as a minor miracle here in Portland) and instead of working on my garden or loving my dog I am here. At work. Stuck. Did I already mention the stuck part?<\/p>\n
Needless to say, I have been totally unproductive and proud of it. So there!<\/p>\n
Come back tomorrow. I may be less grumpy…but no guarantees.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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