{"id":256,"date":"2002-02-20T21:52:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-21T01:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=256"},"modified":"2002-02-20T21:52:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-21T01:52:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-128","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Point of clarification your honor:<\/p>\n<p>1) I have never had, nor do I ever expect to gain, more than 1 vote. Yes, the propoganda machine of the &#8216;democratically&#8217; elected government would have you believe that I am an almost equal member of the voting populace with 3 votes, but let me tell you, I could only wish to be outvoted by so narrow a margin. No, it&#8217;s 4 to 1, Chrissie always wins. But that&#8217;s ok.<\/p>\n<p>2) She who rules will get her craft table regardless of the vote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Point of clarification your honor: 1) I have never had, nor do I ever expect to gain, more than 1 vote. Yes, the propoganda machine of the &#8216;democratically&#8217; elected government would have you believe that I am an almost equal member of the voting populace with 3 votes, but let me tell you, I could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-48","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}