So there is this new guy on our floor. I\u2019m not to sure who he is or even who he works for as we haven\u2019t been introduced. All I know is that he\u2019s really tall and whenever he walks by my door, he looks into my office. This really bothers me. I hate it when people peer in at me. If you are coming to talk to me, fine, come in. But don\u2019t be walking by and looking. I am not in a zoo or a manakin in a store window. At least have te decency to introduce yourself if you\u2019re going to keep looking in on me. I have asked around and he is doing this to everyone – this walking and peering. How very rude.<\/p>\n
I have decided I don\u2019t like him at all. I know, you may think this is rash seeing as how I have never said one word to him but still. I\u2019ve just decided it.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m tempted to figure out where his desk is and walk by staring at him just to see if he likes it but I\u2019ve decided to take the silent & hostile approach. I\u2019m good at the cold shoulder thing. Just ask Kevin, having been on the receiving side of many of my finest cold shoulders, he\u2019ll vouch for my ability to freeze with the best of them.<\/p>\n
And on top of that, I\u2019m having a bad eyebrow day. I know, it\u2019s strange but true. My dad has these crazy eyebrows. He\u2019ll have individual eyebrow hairs that go malignant and just grow and grow and get all crazy. They freak my mom out and she is constantly trimming them to he doesn\u2019t end up looking like some crazy scientist. I appear to have inherited some of these crazy eyebrow genes because the eyebrow over my left eye to truly unruly. It is just out of control with every hair pointing every which way and refusing to lie flat. I have tried hairspray, gel, and even clear mascara to no avail. Some days, my eyebrow just gets cranky and crazy and today is one of those days.<\/p>\n
And unlike a bad hair day, I can\u2019t cover up my eyebrow. No, instead I have to face the day knowing that I have a spaztic eyebrow. So don\u2019t look at me. Or, don\u2019t look at me in the face. It\u2019s just all wrong. Maybe I should be one of those freaky people who pull out all their eyebrows and then draw them on. That would solve my errant eyebrow dilemma once and for all. Except then I\u2019d spend all day afraid to wipe my eyes for fear of smearing off my eyebrow. How weird would that be? There are no easy answers to these questions I suppose….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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