{"id":201,"date":"2002-05-06T16:58:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-06T20:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=201"},"modified":"2002-05-06T16:58:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-06T20:58:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-79","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel I should warn you that we appear to be having a major computer melt-down here in the basement. Something about a corrupted registry and updating BIOSes. All I know is that I can hear the swearing while upstairs. Over the TV. It&#8217;s pretty graphic and is usually accompanied by loud crashes and poundings. I had no idea it took so much violence to install a new chip set. Although I am, by nature, a very curious person, I also have a healthy self-preservation instinct so even though I would love to stick my head down here and ask &#8220;how&#8217;s it going&#8221;, I refrain because frankly, I&#8217;m very fond of this head and don&#8217;t want to lose it.<\/p>\n<p>So if there is a lag in postings, do not be alarmed. I&#8217;m sure all systems will (eventually) revert to normal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel I should warn you that we appear to be having a major computer melt-down here in the basement. Something about a corrupted registry and updating BIOSes. All I know is that I can hear the swearing while upstairs. Over the TV. It&#8217;s pretty graphic and is usually accompanied by loud crashes and poundings. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-3f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}