{"id":198,"date":"2002-05-09T22:19:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-10T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=198"},"modified":"2002-05-09T22:19:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-10T02:19:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-76","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Josh is Kevin\u2019s hero for solving the mysterious computer problem. Zeus is back up and running (for now). Life will most likely revert to normal now that the planets have realigned and Kevin\u2019s system is whirling away.<\/p>\n<p>High off of his computer success, Kevin asks me, \u201cso when do you want me to work on your computer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhenever,\u201d I reply.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK. So&#8230;. are there any files you really want to keep on your system?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s questions like these that make me nervous. I want to keep all my files thank you very much. Any operation that involves destroying my files, I\u2019m just not really excited about. I mean it\u2019s not like I\u2019m getting a new hard drive for pete\u2019s sake. It\u2019s just a new motherboard.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if Kevin would be horribly offended if I asked Josh to install the new motherboard on my system.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Josh is Kevin\u2019s hero for solving the mysterious computer problem. Zeus is back up and running (for now). Life will most likely revert to normal now that the planets have realigned and Kevin\u2019s system is whirling away. High off of his computer success, Kevin asks me, \u201cso when do you want me to work [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-3c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}