{"id":187,"date":"2002-06-04T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-04T19:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=187"},"modified":"2002-06-04T15:02:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-04T19:02:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-65","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=187","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was tough since I had to take the girls into the vet for their yearly check up. Kevin is a whimp and totally useless when it comes to getting the little spitting fur balls into their cages so I decided to go it alone this year. I am very glad to say that I currently typing with all ten fingers which is a good thing.<\/p>\n<p>The best news is that big fat fatty has lost a whole pound and is now a svelte 16 lbs kitty cat. The vet thought my celebrating was a bit premature because she should be closer to 10lbs. Of course, when she walks over you at 2am it feels much closer to 50lbs so every pound less is fine by me.<\/p>\n<p>They have not yet forgiven me for the aweful vet visit and are currently hiding under the bed but I&#8217;m sure with a little Fancy Feast, all will be forgiven.<\/p>\n<p>Here kitty kitty kitty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was tough since I had to take the girls into the vet for their yearly check up. Kevin is a whimp and totally useless when it comes to getting the little spitting fur balls into their cages so I decided to go it alone this year. I am very glad to say that I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-31","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}