{"id":182,"date":"2002-06-14T14:23:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-14T18:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=182"},"modified":"2002-06-14T14:23:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-14T18:23:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-60","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has been too hot to write. Anything that generates heat, be it lights, computer or the stove, has been boycotted. I don&#8217;t know how I used to survive California summers. I guess since I always lived near the beach I had a nice ocean breeze to keep things manageable. Since moving to Portland, I have become a real heat wimp so anything over 80 and I start to whilt. (I have developed a real resistance to molding which has been quite useful.)<\/p>\n<p>However, since my parents are coming to visit next week, we installed a little air conditioning unit in the guest bedroom. So the last few days, I have been sprawled out on the trundle bed panting. Poor Artie, I can&#8217;t imagine trying to live through this heat with a fur coat on.<\/p>\n<p>Today the heat wave broke and we are back to normal which is good because tomorrow I&#8217;m going to play paintball. Josh is turning the big 3-0 and Kat has put together a full day. Paintball in the morning, luau at night. Josh is amazingly laid back about the whole thing. I&#8217;ve tried but have been unable to rattle him about being so very very old. I&#8217;m a bit uneasy about the whole paintball thing. They reassured me that it won&#8217;t hurt to get hit but I&#8217;m doubtful. If I do receive any injuries, I will let you know. I just have a very bad feeling about the whole thing but we&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p>Hope you enjoy your Friday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has been too hot to write. Anything that generates heat, be it lights, computer or the stove, has been boycotted. I don&#8217;t know how I used to survive California summers. I guess since I always lived near the beach I had a nice ocean breeze to keep things manageable. Since moving to Portland, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-2W","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}