It is hot here. \u00a0Hot. \u00a0Hot. \u00a0Hot. \u00a0We have been steadily climbing up the mercury and should hit 100 on Monday. \u00a0And Tuesday. \u00a0And Wednesday.<\/p>\n
Hello? \u00a0When did I move to Phoenix? \u00a0This is Oregon. \u00a0O-R-E-G-O-N. \u00a0Land of the grey skies and constant downpour. \u00a0We do not do 100. \u00a0Please take it away.<\/p>\n
Of course, it is hard to maintain my suffering when Hawaii is right around the corner. \u00a0Sure all my potted plants will die but, eh, they’re practically dead already. \u00a0When the sweating gets too much I try and channel cool ocean \u00a0breezes and sugary shave ice in my mind’s eye. \u00a0Bring it baby!<\/p>\n
I did break out the clothes line today so right now the neighbors are getting a view of Kev’s tidy white-ies blowing in the breeze. \u00a0I have dried 4 loads of laundry on the line since 2pm \u00a0that’s how hot it is right now. \u00a0Thank goodness for the AC.<\/p>\n
Now if I could just teach those darn kids to close the door after them all would be well…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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