{"id":135,"date":"2002-11-01T12:16:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-01T16:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=135"},"modified":"2002-11-01T12:16:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-01T16:16:00","slug":"the-pooka-life-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"The Pooka Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I might be bi-polar. Well, actually, I think I\u2019m mono-polar if that\u2019s possible.<\/p>\n<p>I was watching tv last night and in between the political ads there was this commercial for some bi-polar drug. It showed this woman who fluctuates between severe depression and wild activity. At one point, the ad says something like&#8230;\u201dthat crazy up all night working you&#8230;.\u201d and it shows this woman frantically painting during what appears to be the middle of the night. I\u2019m thinking this image was suppose to invoke a reaction of \u201cwow, that\u2019s a crazy thing to do.\u201d But instead, I found myself thinking, \u201cso what\u2019s so wrong with that?!?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This is why I think I\u2019m mono-polar. I don\u2019t have any severe depression, but I do have the crazy-maniacal- go till you drop dead- approach to tasks. I\u2019m quite sure that Kevin believes I need some sort of medication. He asked me the other night as I lay awake in bed plotting my tasks for the next day, \u201cwhy do you have to do all of that tomorrow?\u201d And you know, I was speechless. Some crazy part of me loves making long lists of tasks, running from A to B to C, and sweating until it hurts. Kevin thinks I\u2019m absolutely certifiable. But I just can\u2019t help myself.<\/p>\n<p>Really, it all comes down to Disneyland. (Yeah, I\u2019m sure your could figure that leap out, right?) Many moons ago, way back in the early 90&#8217;s, my dad and I took Kevin to Disneyland. He hadn\u2019t been since he was a kid and he was so excited to see the Magic Kingdom. Only problem was, I wouldn\u2019t let him. He wanted to wander around going on the lame rides like the underwater submarine and the tea cups. I just rolled my eyes and told him no way &#8211; those rides sucked. Instead, we ran (I\u2019m not kidding &#8211; we actually ran) from big ride to big ride with no pausing for anything like bathroom breaks or electrical parades. No sirree, we had a plan and we were sticking to it. This is how I was raised to do Disneyland &#8211; at a dead run.<\/p>\n<p>So you see, I don\u2019t feel too bad about my crazy behavior. Kevin knew, well before that fateful walk down the aisle, all about by mono-polar behavior so I don\u2019t pay much attention to him when he starts complaining that he needs to rest.<\/p>\n<p>Right now, I\u2019m in between projects so Kevin is happy but I figure it\u2019s only a matter of time before my mono-polar disorder kicks into gear. I can hardly wait!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I might be bi-polar. Well, actually, I think I\u2019m mono-polar if that\u2019s possible. I was watching tv last night and in between the political ads there was this commercial for some bi-polar drug. It showed this woman who fluctuates between severe depression and wild activity. 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