{"id":1015,"date":"2009-01-03T21:26:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-04T04:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=1015"},"modified":"2009-01-19T10:47:10","modified_gmt":"2009-01-19T17:47:10","slug":"size-matters-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=1015","title":{"rendered":"Size Matters Not&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a dark day for the Republic when Darth Daddy happened upon two of the Jedi&#8217;s newest members :<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"2 Jedi vs Darth Daddy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/pictures\/Jedi1.JPG\" alt=\"Prepare for Battle Daddy!\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Prepare for Battle Daddy!<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Jedis vs Daddy Again\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/pictures\/Jedi2.JPG\" alt=\"Whos your Daddy, Jedi?\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Who&#39;s your Daddy, Jedi?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\nNot too worry though, Jedi Master Leina-Wan Kenobi and her young Padawan: Baby Skywalker new how to handle a Sith Lord &#8211; turn out the lights!<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/pictures\/Dark1.JPG\" alt=\"Take that Darth Daddy!\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hey? Who turned out the lights?<\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<td>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/pictures\/Dark2.JPG\" alt=\"And that!\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Take that Darth Daddy!<\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<td>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/pictures\/Dark3.JPG\" alt=\"and this - just for good measure!\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fear the lightsaber of Baby Skywalker!<\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The day was won for the Jedi but Darth Daddy will return to tickle those young Jedi another day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a dark day for the Republic when Darth Daddy happened upon two of the Jedi&#8217;s newest members : \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Not too worry though, Jedi Master Leina-Wan Kenobi and her young Padawan: Baby Skywalker new how to handle a Sith Lord &#8211; turn out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,9,17,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-kevin","category-kulia","category-leina"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-gn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1019,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions\/1019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}